I live for any & all types of alfredo sauces. I’m not sure if it lives for me, so damn, here we are. Sometimes it can feel like everything in life is a shitty exchange that you didn’t even ask for. I’m no strict calorie-counter by any means. I immensely enjoy making & eating good food, but if I can find an easy way to be a little healthier, worry less & still feel like I’m not totally tricking the shit out of myself, then I will!
I’m constantly trying to come up with ways to sneak more veggies into our diets – don’t get me wrong, we love veggies & luckily my husband isn’t a 5 year old, but still – everybody can eat more damn veggies. Fiber is your friend. Especially as you age. You heard it here.
Zoodles have been “my thing” for a few years now. I absolutely love them. My personal trick is to sauté them lightly and then combine them with whole wheat spaghetti or even “hidden veggie” spaghetti. Again, no, Chris is not 5, but sometimes the less the men-folk know, the better – ya heard?
My Creamy Tuscan Chicken tastes so luxurious and full of “good for you” veggies that anyone will love – maybe even a REAL 5 year old! It is quick to assemble, it introduces new Italian combos & so easy to make! You can try to be even healthier and substitute your Fat Free Half & Half for 2% milk and it *should* turn out relatively the same.
Not many Italian restaurants seem to deviate from the heavy, rich sauces or the creamy, buttery norms that we Americans know & love – Alfredo, Bolognese, Marinara, Vodka Sauce…you get it. And as great as those choices are – sometimes I feel myself craving somethingggg else. I’m a woman, what can I say? Sometimes I actually DON’T know what I want to eat – and at least I own that shit.
· 2 medium zucchini, zoodled
· 2 medium yellow squash, zoodled
· 4 oz thin spaghetti
· 2 LBS chicken tenders (about 8-10 tenders)
· 3 TBS olive oil, divided, for sauce
· 2 TBS olive oil, for zoodles
· ½ cup dry white wine
· Juice of ½ lemon
· ½ cup chopped sundried tomatoes, packed in oil
· ½ cup chopped artichoke hearts
· 1 shallot, diced fine
· 3 cloves garlic, diced fine
· ½ cup grated Parmesan cheese
· 1 TBS flour
· 1 cup fat-free Half & Half
· ½ cup reduced sodium chicken broth
· S+P to taste
Firstly, go ahead & spiralize / zoodle-ify / whatever the hell you want to call it – your 4 squashes. Let them pile up in 1 big pile and do 1 big chop to cut them in half – this helps them cook more evenly & not clump once you combine them with your real pasta.
Bring a large pot of water to a boil for your pasta. In a food processor or chopper, empty your artichoke hearts & sundried tomatoes & garlic cloves and chop them finely. Set aside.
While also waiting for the water to boil, heat 2 TBS of olive oil in a large sauce pan over medium-high heat – add your chicken tenders and season with S+P on both sides – I’m not going to tell you to cook those damn chicken tenders all the way – just do it. 165 degrees does the trick.
After your chicken tenders have cooked thru, remove them from the pan, set aside on a plate & cover with foil.
WAIT. Shit. Multitasking at its finest -- hopefully your water is boiling by now – if it isn’t, what the fuck have you been doing? Salt your boiling water & drop in your pasta of choice and cook it according to package directions. Right before your timer goes off, dip an oven-safe / high-temp measuring cup into your pasta before you drain & set aside -- but bring the pot back for the zoodles.
((I’m sure you’re well aware by now that pasta water is starchy from the pasta being cooked in it – that water is pure gold. If your sauce gets too gloopy on you & you don’t want to add more Half & Half, add some pasta water! It helps bind the sauce to the pasta AND will not thin it out too much. Such a great trick – save that in your damn memory bank. It never fails))
Turn down your heat to medium -- Drizzle in your remaining 1 TBS of olive oil to coat your pan – Throw in your chopped sundried tomatoes, artichoke hearts & garlic – stir these around for a few minutes or so until they are nice & soft. Next add in your shallots, stir until translucent – about 1 minute. Deglaze your pan by whisking in your white wine – that shit will smell sooo GOOD. Take a minute to savor & bask in the smell of simmering garlic & white wine – be sure to scrape up all the good bits at the bottom of your pan -- but don’t let it burn! Now is a good time to squeeze in your lemon – let everything come together in the pan.
Slowly sprinkle in your tablespoon of flour, while whisking ((remember Mamaw’s sausage gravy recipe?? That same shit applies here – DO NOT let that flour clump!)) – once your flour is absorbed, slowly pour in your chicken broth – whisking all the while! Turn your heat back up to medium-high and slowly allow your sauce to form & thicken. Once your sauce has started slowly bubbling & thickening up, whisk in your Half & Half — allow to bubble & thicken again. Finally, slowly whisking, sprinkle in your parmesan cheese, add S+P and turn your heat back down & continue to whisk – your sauce consistency should be light brown in color & have a velvety consistency that would easily coat the back of a spoon – but not pasty and not too thick. Turn your sauce down to Low & add your chicken tenders back in.
Turn your attention back to your empty pasta pot – heat that up again to Medium, pour in your 2 TBS of olive oil, drop in your zoodles & stir them gently, add S+P to your liking and watch carefully – these only need to cook for about 3-4 minutes! They can easily overcook & will become watery & mushy – that shit is gross & NOT what we need for this dish.
Add your drained pasta back in with your zoodles & toss gently to coat and mix them together. Have your pasta water on standby if you need help mixing it all together.
Now you can use a pasta fork & add your nood-zood mixture directly into your sauce. Everyone into the pool! Using tongs, gently stir your sauce, noodles, chicken tenders & zoodles all together – this should be a beautiful experience. The garlic should still be lingering, the hint of the lemon juice brightens up the creamy sauce & the slight brininess of the artichokes will pair nicely with the heaviness of the sundried tomatoes.
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Creamy Tuscan Chicken is a dish that truly holds one of my purest feelings for pasta. It isn’t overly-heavy or butter-laden. It has simple surprises & makes me feel pretty damn healthy-ish when I’m eating it. Artichokes & Sundried Tomatoes are the star, but they don’t take over the entire dish, nor are their flavors overpowering. Every ingredient has an important part. No bullshit or snide remarks here – I truly hope you make & enjoy this dish as much as I always have. But if you didn’t, then same.
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