((their menu calls them Italian Rolls, I call them Pizza Rolls))
I love pizza in pretty much any form – I don’t really know or trust anyone who doesn’t. I also have absolutely no shame in admitting that I wholeheartedly love the Thin Crust Pepperoni Cheeser Cheeser for $7 from Little Caesars….Pizza Hut thin crust is trash & Papa John’s is a racist so…..YEA. Pickings can be slim.
Chris used to live & work in Raleigh, NC before we met, and one of his old corporate stomping grounds is a little place called Rudino’s Pizza & Grinders. We have been together 7 years & it literally took him 4 years to be able to comfortably take me there without worrying about running into his old ass-hats, I mean coworkers. Thanks, Robert Half.
ANYWAY.
By now you all know that I’m that asshole that orders something, loves it & then goes home and not only tries to replicate the dish I loved, but try make it better. So, it goes without saying that this recipe has suffered the same wonderful fate.
I mean zero ill-will towards Rudino’s. But its totally not my fault they are 3 hours away – I mean what’s a girl to do without her beloved Italian Rolls??
SHE IMPROVISES.
When Chris first-ever took me to Rudino’s, we had just gotten engaged & were back in Raleigh visiting his brother, sister-in-law, & brand new BeBe. We were hungry & not wanting or expecting the new parents to feed us, so we took our happy asses down to Rudino’s. Now mind you, I’d heard tales galore of past Sunday afternoons spent watching football games on the patio, (more like a deck) the endless pitchers of beer, and the super-nice waitresses that graciously allowed some menu-editions….sounded just like my kind of place!
Chris said he had always loved their grinders – fair enough, but I’m not really a sandwich person, per-se. If I have an option between pizza, pasta or a sandwich – the sandwich is gone. But I decided to be a good sport & we ordered his 2 favorites and munched away. I was, sadly, not incredibly impressed with my grinder (The Chicken Bacon Ranch) which in reality, sounds like it should be delicious, but my heart just wasn’t in it. The Cubano that Chris ordered was fan-fucking-tastic. I still force him to order it & split it with me to this day. Top it off with homemade ranch, hot crinkle-cut fries & a waitress that actually brought me exactly 3 limes to squeeze into my Bud Light – I literally couldn’t be happier. I decided then that Rudino’s was fun, but that next time, I’d have to give something else a try.
Fast forward to….sometime in the future, (hey, its not my fault that these Italian Rolls have stolen my heart & I’ve lost all track of time) and we find ourselves back at Rudino’s, but with one of Chris’ oldest friends & her husband. They ordered the Buffalo Chicken Dip (at Rudino’s they serve their dip with toasty pita!) and suggested we try the Italian Rolls.
MY LIFE WAS FOREVER CHANGED.
The dough is made from scratch, thin & crispy, but still has a bit of a chew without being undercooked. The pepperoni is plentiful & piping hot, the cheese oozes out everywhere & the taste of Italian spices is perfect. These Italian Rolls have the perfect 3-turn pinwheel shape and aren’t at all messy. HOW, do you ask? Well, for starters, there is no sauce on the inside – interesting. They serve these Italian Rolls with Marinara or Ranch on the side – umm can a bitch get both??
I vowed to make these at home. I would test & experiment to get these just right – because again, craving something that’s 3 hours away does nothing for my hankering. I believe I have been successful. I’ve made these for Friday nights in, Super Bowl parties & happy hours!
I love how versatile the ingredients for Italian Rolls are. With the ingredients being flexible, it makes it a hell of a lot more fun! If you know me at all, you know I’ve made a few tweaks as well – which can be argued, are they even considered tweaks if I don’t know the original recipe? Ponder on that. I’m assuming the OG recipe filling is pepperoni & mozzarella. So of course those 2 ingredients are the base of my recipe but more is more….or something like that.
· 1 Wewalka Pizza Dough, Classic Pizza – Family Style Crust
· 4 TBS salted butter, melted
· 3 cloves garlic, crushed
· 1 TBS Trader Joe’s “21 Seasoning Salute”
· 2 TBS grated Parmesan cheese
· 30-40 slices Turkey Pepperoni
· 4 slices Mozzarella deli cheese
· 6 slices Salami
· 4 slices Provolone deli cheese
· 2 oz shredded Italian mix cheese
· 1 jar pizza sauce (or your favorite marinara)
Place your pizza dough in the freezer for about 15 minutes – this will help it firm up & make the rolling process easier.
Preheat your oven to 400 degrees.
In a Pyrex measuring cup, melt the butter – then mix in the crushed garlic, 21 Seasoning Salute & Parmesan cheese.
Have all your meats & cheese at the ready to quickly lay down & assemble.
On a large sheetpan, measure out Parchment Paper & carefully unroll your dough. It will be square & this is fine and exactly what we want – do not freak out.
Your dough will be heavy & slightly stretchy (that’s where the freezer part helps) so lay it out gently – you only get 1 shot.
Once your dough is arranged on the parchment on the sheetpan, now spoon your butter-garlic-spice mixture and spread it evenly all over the raw dough. ((spread to about ½ inch from the edges))
First, lay your 4 mozzarella cheese slices to be 2 on the top, 2 on the bottom, alternating in a zig-zag pattern.
Now, lay your pepperoni slices side by side, up & down to make rows of 5 x 6 – about 1 inch away from the edges, over top of your mozzarella slices.
Then, lay your 4 provolone slices over the pepperoni slices – but lay them over the OTHER “blank” areas that your previous layer of mozzarella cheese is not resting – another zig-zag pattern, if you will.
Next, lay your 6 salami slices over top the provolone slices.
((the way I have designed this I that everyone doesn’t just sit & squish overtop each other – you should be able to see each layer peeking out over top one another – this is for maximum ingredient distribution & so your pizza rolls aren’t overly heavy in one area over another – you get what I’m saying? THAT’S WHAT MY PICTURES ARE FOR – USE THEM AS A DAMN GUIDE))
Finally, salt-bae your layers with the 2 oz sprinkling of shredded Italian mix cheese.
Now comes the fun part – don’t stress TF out. You got this.
Slowly roll AND fold your pizza roll over itself – I usually do mine side-to-side so then the other half is folded and patiently waiting for me to roll the other side – AGAIN, REFERENCE MY PICTURES.
Luckily, the layers are packed with the thought-process of the cheese-over-meat so when it melts, it holds everyone in place. I’m such a damn genius, I know.
After you have successfully rolled your dough up, make sure to pinch the seam to seal it OR arrange it however it needs to fit on the pan so it is seam-side-down. You may also gently crimp down your edges to ensure no cheese escapes.
Lastly, take a sharp knife & cut a few diagonal slits over the top of your pizza rolls. This ensures a crispy crust so heat doesn’t get trapped & just become soggy.
Bake in the oven for 25-30 minutes. You will smell all the spices, the melty cheese & the warmed meats.
Allow it to rest for 5 minutes before cutting on the bias with a serrated knife. Heat your marinara sauce of choice & serve!
oh crap, wait. that would mean you need to go to Raleigh to experience these & then make my recipe for yourself….
NAH. mine is better! ;)
The point of this recipe is to make & enjoy pizza (duh) but to also have something *different* AND fun rather than “just pizza” – this might even be fun to do with little ones – who knows?! I’ve also switched out the plain salami for spicy, thin-cut salamino & even used a black pepper salami – all variations have been fantastic! – get creative, dammit!
These Italian Rolls are great to break up the monotony of a weekday or even to get out of Thanksgiving mode (hence why I’m publishing it now) because we all know you can only continuously eat Thanksgiving leftovers for so many damn days. Make this for Black Friday snacking after shopping, put it on your NYE appetizer list, plan way ahead & make it for SuperBowl 2022 – I don’t care, just make it ok?
Pizza is one of my favorite foods on earth & I hope this recipe gives you a glimpse as to why – if you make it & love it, great. If you don’t, then same.
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