Pineapple & Seafood Curry

I absolutely love curry. I love that it is almost ALWAYS served soup-like. Always warm, slightly spicy, with a velvety texture just begging to be sopped up by rice.

I especially enjoy my Pineapple & Seafood Curry recipe I’m about to share with you because it is random as hell. I love that I eat curry so damn much that I was thinking to myself : like, bell peppers are in Curry Panang…..Shrimp & Scallops are proteins that pair so well with a delicate, spicy broth such as a curry…..Coconut Milk is the ONLY vessel worthy to turn curry into a luscious sauce (don’t fight me on this) & that this meal is mine to eat and mine alone.

that’s right!

I always semi-whine that Chris doesn’t like mushrooms or seafood, and I’m always willing to omit ingredients or cook them separately for him because usually he’s a good sport with all my blog testing & recipe nonsense….but oh no, not this dish. The fact that he literally enjoys NONE of these ingredients has turned me into a stone-cold-hearted-bitch. I’m usually more than happy to change around a few things for my beloved husband. BUT TODAY AIN’T IT. I make this curry dish & can literally eat it for lunch and dinner for 3 days straight, because that’s how good it is and that’s how big of a batch it makes. & I care fucking not.

The thing I’m most proud of was my thought to add pineapple. YES. Sweet, canned chunks of pineapple – AND ALL THE JUICE! The sweet acid from the pineapple juices gives this whole dish one hell of a kick in the pants!

an updated OG

I won’t lie. I’ll give credit where it is 100% rightfully due. Ree Drummond introduced a very similar dish to this back in 2014 (but my ass didn’t see it until 2017) and as delicious as her dish is….it’s plain. I won’t call it boring at all – I was and still am surprised that her dish is literally : onion, curry, shrimp & rice. DATS IT?! I always thought she & I were kindred spirits because she loves all food (duh) and her husband is a meat-and-potatoes kind of guy – so basically both of our men have tastebuds that are trash when it comes to the fine-food department. Like, I’ve seen Lad lose his damn mind when she brings him his favorite The Marlboro Man Sandwich while he's out doing ranch-man-shit. Like, my dude… its meat between 2 pieces of bread. Your wife is literally THE PIONEER WOMAN. Trust, she’s better than just an ole steak sammich. However, truth be told, Chris gets a similar gleam in his eye when he sees her Carne Asada Tacos.

doin’ my own thing

I’m sure I can appeal to masses of women who have a couple of recipes up their sleeves that they loooove to cook when their man goes out of town. I don’t feel the slightest bit bad about it either. Come on, it HAS to be a thing! For example, Chris goes on a boys’ golf weekend for 4 glorious days each year & I literally have a spreadsheet of all the damn Disney movies I’m gonna watch & make all the food he hates while he’s gone -- & I enjoy myself every minute, too!

This dish is one of them. & it really takes the cake because it hits all the flavor spots I crave – sweet, spicy, savory. And the fact that it doubles as a soup with a base of Jasmine rice?! Hell yes, sign me up – over & over!

Now that you know this ridiculous backstory as to how I have taken this beautifully simple dish & added about 810375 extra ingredients to it, let’s get this party started!

INGREDIENTS

· 1 LB shrimp, peeled & deveined – any size you wish

· 1 LB bay scallops, patted dry

· 1 bell pepper, diced (red, yellow, or orange)

· 1 medium sweet vidalia onion, diced

· 1 can Pineapple Tidbits

· 1 can Lite Coconut Milk

· 4 OZ curry simmering sauce, any brand you like

· 2 TBS Curry Powder

· S+P, garlic powder, onion powder, cumin – to taste

· 1 TBS each of Honey & Sriracha, drizzle to taste

· Juice of half of a lime

· 1 TBS salted butter

· 1 PKG Uncle Ben’s Ready Rice, Jasmine (or whatever hell brand or kind of rice you prefer)

INGREDIENTS

Chop the onion & bell pepper and set aside before starting to cook your shrimp.

In a large saucepan on medium heat, melt the 1 TBS of butter & cook the shrimp until they are slightly pink & opaque – season the shrimp with S+P, garlic powder, onion powder & cumin. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT overcook your shrimp! They will be rubbery & gross – plus you will return them to the pot for their final “dunk” before serving so they will gently simmer for a moment longer in the goodness you’re about to concoct!

Remove shrimp from the saucepan & place in a bowl, cover with tin foil & set aside.

In the same saucepan, sauté the bell pepper & onion until soft and translucent.

Once you are satisfied with the way your bell pepper & onion have cooked down, sprinkle in the 2 TBS of curry powder & stir gently to release the aroma & to heat up the spice – this is called “blooming” a spice & it is very important for dried spices which are considered “dormant” due to the fact that they have been dried (preserved) and not many people know how to properly get the full effect & flavor from a dried spice!

At this point, I’d also go ahead & season the bell pepper / onion mixture with the same spices you used for the shrimp – S+P, garlic & onion powder and cumin. It is important to season at each level, that’s how you build depth & flavor!

In this case, you are blooming the curry powder with very little liquid, just the residual 1 TBS of butter that you used previously to cook the shrimp & now the bell peppers and onions should have enough moisture to give the curry what it needs to heat thru & create a bit of a “paste” – don’t worry, that’s exactly what you’re going for here!

((you can also “bloom” a spice by rubbing it gently with your fingers before sprinkling it in a dish, you can use a mortar & pestle or you can always gently heat in a dry saucepan to help release more of the flavor!))

Once your curry is fully bloomed, pour in the entire can of coconut milk & stir gently to absorb the curry powder – this should smell AMAZING.

Next, empty the entire can of pineapple tidbits AND juice – hell yes that juice is gonna make everything SO damn good! The pineapple will soften with the heat & the pineapple juice is perfectly paired with the coconut milk.

Bring this mixture to a low, easy boil – you want the pineapple to be softened thoroughly & the liquid needs to be piping hot to poach the scallops!

Now would also be a great time to add in the 4 OZ of Curry Simmer sauce (I use Trader Joe’s brand) to give that extra kick of flavor just to round everything out that much more, drizzle of both honey & sriracha. These next steps will further develop the flavor of the broth & you can taste it after poaching the scallops to see if any more needs to be added!

INSTRUCTIONS, 2

AH-HA! You thought I forgot about the scallops?! You’re probably sitting there, alarmed as hell like : umm bitch, why didn’t we cook the scallops with the shrimp?! – because scallops don’t cook the same way as shrimp. They either deserve a hard sear or to be beautifully & delicately poached in a delicious broth – which is what you’re about to do!

Once the liquid is at a slow, simmering boil, drop ALL your little scallop friends directly into the liquid, set a timer for 2 minutes & gently stir, stir, STIR!

The acid from the pineapple juice will also help “cook” the scallops, similar to ceviche. Now is also the time to gently squeeze in that ½ a lime.

The scallops should turn from a clear, opaque color to a milky white & be firm to the touch with your spoon – they don’t need to be cooked to death, but they will certainly be cooked thoroughly!

Turn down your heat to a simmer cause now all the hard work is done.

Now would be a good time to microwave your rice – can you believe it?! You’re almost done & ready to eat this AMAZING dish.

You literally have 3 steps left that will probably take you less than the 90 seconds it will take for that damn rice to cook, so BUCKLE UP!

Give your curry a taste – your tastebuds should be dancing with all the flavors! Sweet, spicy, acidic! Onnnn & onnnn & ON! *heart-eyes emoji*

Is your curry spicy enough? (Sriracha) is your curry sweet enough? (Honey) is your curry acidic enough with a slight bite? (Lime Juice)

If you are satisfied with all the above listed flavors, go ahead & dump your shrimp back into the pot with everyone else – ayyyyyye!

Give it a big ole stir & find the biggest bowl in your kitchen to serve this up!

I mean, JK, but if you want to start with a big hearty bowl, then damn go for it.

Your rice should be finished by now – spoon out your rice into the bottom of your bowl & carefully ladle the curry and alllllllll its goodness right over top!

Shrimp, Scallops, Veggies, Pineapple Bits & THAT SAUCE. It should be taking your breath away.

The Jasmine rice will literally soak up this goodness so each bite will be better than the last –Enjoy!

keep calm & curry on

I don’t have any smart-ass things to say about this dish because its truly just SO GOOD. I also totally understand that Indian food / curry can seem quite daunting. Many Indian dishes have the same base spices : curry or turmeric. And the additions of other recognizable foods (potatoes, spinach, chicken) make it not so scary! This dish would be a perfect starter for someone wanting to explore the curry spice – it isn’t IN YOUR FACE or overly-curry-ish with the flavor nor is it overly-spicy. Everything can be adjusted or omitted to your liking, no skin off my back. Hope you enjoy the bright & exciting flavors of my Pineapple & Seafood Curry – shit, maybe your man doesn’t like seafood either so you can enjoy it in all its gloriousness while he’s gone! ;) & he will never know, because, same.

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